Listen up men: this is for you. THIS IS YOUR DRILL SERGEANT GABRIELLA ANAIS DIPLAN SPEAKING. YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY DRAFTED INTO THE FEMINIST ARMY! 

For all you men who proudly proclaim that you’re feminists, I’m here to inform you that it’s more than wearing a cute t-shirt; it’s a way of life. If you really want to wear your pussyhat, you’re going to have to earn it, and you can by following these steps.

Society’s most egregious mistake was teaching men to speak whenever they want. It’s not that I don’t love hearing your voice, but you never know when to shut up. Look, this may be a tough pill to swallow, but it’s not always about you. A man may think that his voice is the most important one in the room, but it’s not. I guarantee you women have something to contribute to the conversation, as they always have, and always will. While this may sound cliché, sometimes the best thing you can say is nothing at all.

Men are plagued by a disease I like to call “Do-Nothing Syndrome”—when you expect a woman to do all your work for you. While it’s flattering that you think of us when you have a problem (because we’re definitely smarter than you) WE ARE NOT YOUR BABYSITTERS! By helping you out, we’ve given you the impression that we’re at your beck and call, when really we’re taking time out of OUR days to serve YOU.

Women don’t owe you anything. In fact, it’s the other way around. Women are not for you to show off, we’re not your arm candy and we are definitely not your trophies. Men do not get to dictate how attractive we are, that responsibility is bestowed onto us. In all honesty, I really don’t think you get to judge considering you’re not all that attractive yourselves. 

Are you scared? Good. Afraid of what your little friends might think? Good.The Feminist Army is not for the weak-minded. It’s for real men only. Are you one of them?

DISMISSED.

It starts with a spark, something that piques your interest. Your first practice is hell, knees weak, ribs hurting. You wonder why you even signed up for this sport in the first place. I have been in this situation countless times, but I love it. 

I began playing squash at age 12. Six years later, I am more passionate about the sport than ever before. But this didn’t come easy. There were times where I was sore and too tired to practice and times where I felt like I wasn’t getting better, and that impacted my motivation to continue. But I persisted. 

To become a great athlete, it’s most important to love the sport you play, because you need to dedicate a lot of time to it. I trained on my off days, I asked coaches to do one-on-ones, asked people who are better than I am for advice. Even though I’ve been playing for years, I still do.  

Also, look at videos of professionals and see how they play. Take note of how they pitch, run, or hit the ball, anything that can help you get better as an athlete. Emulate your favorite player—mine is Raneem El Weleily. I’ve always looked up to her. 

To become an athlete is to love what you do. Once you love what you do, everything else becomes easier. Remember the saying, “If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life.”

Some people may think I’m delusional when I hold them above my head, wiggle them around as I look at their chubby faces and bright eyes, and then I dare to talk to them as if they are understandinganywords that are coming out of my mouth...but I know what I’m doing. 

Becoming a pro-babysitter isn’t that difficult, but it requires patience and willingness. 

Because babies can’t talk, when things aren’t going right for them, they cry. But that’s not because they’re bad babies or that they don’t like you. Maybe they just don’t like you yet...but don’t worry, pro-babysitter Anilda is here to save the day! 

All babies really need, besides the obvious stuff, is attention. Like any of us, they want to feel close to someone, feel appreciated and entertained. That entertainment does not require much preparation either. Sit with them, talk to them, play with them. Make them feel like they are the only thing you have on your mind. They may seem like they are not listening, but they are—they just can’t respond using words, so instead, they make sounds. These sounds are signals that you are doing your job right. 

People sometimes forget that babies are like us, and talking to them like they can understand you is not anything crazy. It is simply normal. 

I used to be pretty unmotivated when it came to school—until I started writing prettier notes. I know, this sounds dumb and how your notes look shouldn’t be your focus, but this genuinely helped me get better grades. Having prettier notes made me excited to take in knowledge. I looked forward to making adorable headers and footnotes so much that I went from barely taking any notes to writing down extra information just so I could use my new pink gel pen. Here's how you can also please your senses and create easy, aesthetically-pleasing notes.

First, know that color is your friend. While taking notes with rainbow-colored gel pens won't give you anything but a headache, having a page of unicolor notes just ensures that none of the most important facts stand out. You should find good highlighters or accent markers that you love.

 I firmly believe that diagrams, arrows and bullet points are essential parts of any complete set of notes, so those are the pieces you should highlight. I also color code my highlighters by class to keep me organized and headache-free. English is pink, science is blue, and math is green. This is the perfect recipe for simple but beautiful notebooks.

Next, create large, eye-catching headers. I write out my headers in all caps with a marker and write over that text with smaller cursive writing as a cute accent. From block letters to stamp markers, there are endless options for an adorable header.

Hopefully these allow you to not only step up your note-taking game but your grades as well. Good luck, good studying and goodbye. 

Our generation’s obsession with social media may seem unhealthy on the surface, but a daily dose of scrolling through healthy content can bring motivation, creativity and laughter. Instagram is a great spot for all of the above. Here are four accounts that will amp up your positivity.

I love photography, and I love pieces that brings out the photographer's personality. Ben Zank takes simple, yet quirky pictures. His photos feature models, but you can never see their faces. The setting is always vast, like an empty highway, rainforest, or the beach. Sometimes the models are naked, but in a way where their nakedness is not inappropriate. After scrolling through a few photos, you start to appreciate the hard work the models endure by holding such difficult positions. 

@jacquemus

When I hear “beauty,” I think of women and the natural silhouette of their figures. French designer, Simon Porte Jacquemus, curates and designs his Instagram feed tastefully to showcase his beautiful clothes on beautiful women. I fell in love with his account after seeing the variety of models, their many shades of skin and hair textures. The women in his photographs often pose in sunny, natural settings, giving followers the urge to go on summer vacation. Jacquemus’s clothes provide a pop of color among the millions of photos in my feed. 

@emilyelaineoberg

Sponsorship and ads eventually get tiring, but this Instagram influencer doesn’t force her agenda. Instead, she promotes positivity and unity of women. Emily Oberg’s account features vintage streetwear, sneakers and fitness. She often shows us her workouts, the sneakers she prefers when exercising and water bars! Oberg shows her followers her home cooking, and promotes drinking water. She pushes supporting women-owned businesses, and the general collaboration of girls. 

@onegigco 

One Gig Co is a local apparel and skate shop in downtown Boston. Their Instagram feed features Boston-themed t-shirts, jackets and shoes that are all painted or printed by local artists. The owner of the store is extremely laid back; he will reply to anyone who comments on his photos. OG is a retail store but the Instagram photos make it seem like an art gallery instead, with sculptures and a variety of paintings. There are occasional skating videos and posts that show off the staff’s personality. The store also posts about incoming ice: necklaces, grillz and rings. This account is a physical representation of culture.